i almost have no words

clearly a school whose basketball uniforms involve argyle doesn't lack confidence, 

but this ad says more than i ever could.

if you want to get in badly enough, maybe you could make up some classes you didn't take, or turn in some essays that somebody else wrote. 

i hear they get down like that in chapel hill.

 okay, maybe that last bit was uncalled for.
but this ad is a bit much, tarheel lover or not.