it ain't natural

... to not like watermelon.

{Sorry, Mama.}

Sweet, deliciousness, runnin all down your face. 

Yes, please.

The best part is that first slice off the top of the wedge.

Only bad thing - there are only two of us in this hizzle. And, even though I picked out one of the smaller watermelons, it's still pretty hugemongous.

Also, once I take a bite, I tend to take twenty.

Let the watermelon weight gain and frequent trips to pee begin.