27 March 2013

you liable to find it at davis sto

today, i decided to tackle this here madness @ davis store

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first up ...

never know when you might need to douse oneself in escada, swish with some listerine, or hit up some advil - conveniently housed in a tidy cardboard box

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you know you wanna wash all 2000 of your parts with this
creepy as hell loofah 

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or do whatever it is one does with
some mineral oil from like the 60's

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label some shiz with some
old school seed stamps

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repair some overalls, pants, or jacket with some
miscellaneous carhartt parts

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and these, well, just check out these
crazyville hanes ads ... 
1) just look how she's gazing obsessively at him while he stares off into nowhere in his mayjahly high water slacks
2) is it her job to keep him warm? seems like she could think of somethin a lil better than hanes thermals, no?

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and how bout this one?
i know my man be sailin' like a boss with his tshirt tucked into his draws

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never a dull moment, y'all.

happy wednesday.


Annabelle said...

I couldn't use that loofah bc I'd think he was starin at my unmentionables! Creeper! lol Shirt tucked in underware? Weird Hanes. Just weird.

Abigaylemae said...

always love lookin at OLD random Davis Sto stuff :O)

SMD @ lifeaccordingtosteph said...

I love old ads. Hilarious.

So creeped out by that loofah, but also strangely intrigued and can't stop looking at it.

Meredith said...

1. those loofahs were part of an old spice promotional giveaway item about 4 years ago, wanna know how I know this, I had about 3 of them that were never used bc they are weird as shit.
2. Carolina Beauty Brand mineral oil i like that name, not sure what one does with it.

Helene said...

that loofah...omg!

claire said...

Absolutely Amazing Loofah. When you talk about and post pictures of the store, it reminds me of a time capsule and I like it!

Aleshea said...

Gah, y'all have the best stuff at the stores. I would never get bored.