IF YOU'RE IN THE MARKET FOR A SMACKED BOTTOM ...

I want y'all to tell me where else on God's sweet Earth it would be considered appropriate behavior for a random old bearded white dude to spank a dreadlocked black dude with this much enthusiasm. On national television. Just look into his eyes. Check out that poor chick on the right.
You would never catch women behavin' this way.

#merica

#iheartfootball

#smackthatass

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