Cool ain't Cold. But dis iz.

Kids, there are about 8 million reasons never to smoke even the first cigarette. 

But if lung cancer and funk arse teeth and breath aren't enough, this painfully awkward ad with these two lames should be.
I couldn't help but imagine what these peeps might be thinkin ...

I mean, really. 

When I think Newports - I'm thinkin of say ... Bone Thugs songs, Tupac, maybe a lil Dave Chappelle ... 

Then I got to googlin'. 

And came across some KINDA scary.

That last one speaks fa itself. Am I right? Or am I right?

Who gets paid to make these ads?