yuck. and I get the kind that are LOUD. and HURT. uncontrollable.
holdin breath? nope.
somebody scarin me? nope.
ignore them, they'll go away on their own. nope.
well, my loves, I'm bout to tell you how to get rid of 'em. have no fear.
you gone think I'm crazy. but I am not. I am fo realz.
1) get you a glass of water (gotta be water)
2) bend over and drink it from the "wrong" side of the glass. pretty much have to, or you will be pourin water all over the floor ;) drink the whole glass, one swallow after another ... don't stand back up until you've drunk it all.
you know I wouldn't put pictures like this of myself on the internet if I didn't stand behind it 100%.
Happy Saturday shugpies.