Brody: Carley Sue came to visit ...

And that B is cray.

First, she tried to eat my food, drink my water, beg my humans for food.

Shiiiiiit.

Then everything broke loose :

And I can't even TELL y'all how many times she licked all up in my mouth. Girls don't make sense.

I finally had to escape upstairs. (Carley Sue's mama doesn't allow her upstairs. Thank God.)

I know Carley Sue has a gnarly psycho side. But, sometimes she is aiight.

See? 

Have a good weekend, friends. Watch out for crazies.