pizza = the devil

today's post has absolutely. no. point.

i just got a for realz bad craving for pizza.

deep dish pizza. {which i have never liked}

normally, i totally prefer some thin & crispy veggie lover's from pizza hut.

best. shit. ever. 

i don't care if it sounds 'neck.

but - like i said, i got to thinkin about deep dish pizza like this one:

additionally, i would like a side of ranch.

either homemade steakhouse ranch,

ken's steakhouse ranch,

or hidden valley ranch.

i would like to take the pizza and eat it with a fork,

which i also normally would not do, because it takes too damn long.

but this time, i would want a fork, so i can submerge each and every bite into the ranch.

finally, i would like a diet coke over ice.

not diet pepsi.

not coke zero.

but diet coke.

pizza.

ranch.

carbonation heaven.

that is all.

no recipe.

no workout plan.

i just want some deep dish pizza so the gluten can wreak havoc on my intestines and my blood sugar can be in the 400s for like 4 hours.

that is why pizza is the devil.

{i JUST had supper. what is wrong with me?}