17 November 2012

Southern Sassery

1) My house is still a toe up hot mess.
2) This mornin when I was changin my pump site, it bled onto my damn shirt, annnnd 
3) I've gotta do somethin to camouflage this hair so I can go to Michael's to get shiz I need to complete my Christmas decor.

  If any of y'all have any advice about how to wake up and not have your crown showin full blast every friggin mornin, please, do tell!
You might be wonderin why I don't just shower first, thereby fixin hair. 
But, see, I know I'ma get dirty and be sweatin whilst tacklin this mess and decoratin/craftin, so the shower cannot happen until after.
I have to do things a certain way, k?

Anyhoo ...

Yesterday, I was readin over at my girls' {they're sisters!!} at Southern Sass and found this little tid bit.
It's pretty much truth.
I wonder the same things. Don't we all?
Annnd, I'm there too. It would be awesome if I had 57849 followers but I just can't say that I want them so much if I have to give them shit and use bribery for them to read my blog. 
Now don't get your panties in a bunch. If you wanna thank your readers with a lil prize, you go right ahead. But, some of y'all give out more shit than Santa. 
If you read my blog because you are reading my blog, thank you.

The whole post cracked me up and I must say, I can totally identify. And I think if we're being honest, most of us can. And, I do sometimes wonder if those of y'all who have "made it" in bloggin world get sick to death of pimpin out sponsors and tryin out their stuff and then havin to write about it.

Do Enjoy the post below - written by "S" - the other sister's name is "G" .... mysterious. I like it. I want to give them names in my head ... like Sabrina and Ginger ... :
{For the record, I don't even know these shugpies. I actually read the blog because I like it and I think they are hilarious. No free bubble necklaces or target gift cards were given in exchange for the pimpin out of their blog.}

Friday is my second favorite F word...

It's finally Friday and while I could be writing a letter to Friday who probably won't even read it or become all confessional and confess my secrets and sins to readers, I think I will just for once write about my own topic.  Stuff I sometimes want to ask Bloggers but don't.  Wouldn't that be a long link-up name? It's not going to be don't worry.  
But really I know you all think it you just don't say it.  Here is a list of some of the things I wonder...
Who takes all the model like pictures of you?  
Do you spend the day getting ready for said picture and use a tripod or do you actually have a photog that follows you on your way twirling out of the picture perfect house on your way to work?
Do you actually want to read a post about people who sponsor you and why you should check out their blog too? (Not saying I don't want to I'm just asking.)
You give away so much stuff you must be really unselfish or have just a ton of new stuff lying around.  Where do you get it all?
Did these people really just get your address somehow and say I want to send you this cool shit and see if you like it, go on try it out. And how can I get them to find my address?
Do you really think that was a good deal on said item or are you just trying to be fancy huh?
Do readers really send you sooo many emails it is such a burden you have to start posting like a single picture with the caption something along the lines of my popularity is soo stressful need a break, enjoy this pic of peacocks....
Do you really get a ton of emails about what kind of toilet paper you use or foot cream or did you just want to write a post about it?  Either is fine...I think.
Is there really a secret blogging circle and why hasn't anyone taken me under their wing?
That should be all for now.  Please share with me stuff y'all wonder and want to ask Bloggers sometimes.


Seriously, go check em out.


BKell83 said...

wear a baseball hat! if i throw on baseball hat and make a braid pony tail thing (is there a name for that?) it covers my rats nest and takes like 5 seconds! no brushing necessary!
also, as a non-blogging blog reader, i've always wondered- how do so many bloggers have SO MANY CLOTHES??!! do they just hide the tags, take pictures, and return it?!

Shug in Boots {Beth} said...

i know! i'm like, "what do y'all do for a livin, because y'all have waaaaay more clothes than i do!"

and ... i've found that if i sleep with my hair in a "top knot", it's not as bad, but when it's wet, I try to dry it "against" it's natural tendencies to part and swirl. again, it helps, but it's still a disaster. i have to tease it into a hump to cover my crown.

lynn said...

my frizzy, curly mess has to be flat ironed, but, most days it's in a ponytail:) oh, the brown paper bags on my blog--came from archiver--a scrapbook store in indy. they are the perfect size for giftcards. happy thanksgiving, beth--off to check out that blog.

Shug in Boots {Beth} said...

Thank you for the info! Hope you've had a great weekend! :)

Southern Sass said...

Haha you are too funny! Thank you for reading the blog and sharing because you want to not because I gave you that Wally World gift card! kidding :)