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Things I Should Be Doing That I Ain't

1) Studying for two major tests that I have in T minus 2 weeks that affect my career that I paid $220 to take

2) Taking a shower since I walked Brady like four hours ago and sweated like the funk after already sweating half the day at work because the AC was broken

3) Calling the Spay/Neuter people ... who are called SNAP ... weird ... for Brady Doesn't it feel nice to get things done? I think I may have said, "Brady, what are you doing, you Suga Pie?" at the end of the message - I thought I'd hung up already. Whoops.

4) Studying.

5)Putting laundry away. 

6) Getting mess ready for my Jason Aldean T-shirt

7) Studying.

8) Vacuuming out the back of my car (cancel that - now it's thunderin & lightnin)

Crap I'm Doing Instead

1) Writing this random as all get out blog post

2) Thinking about what I could wear to the next State game and hoping it'll be cooler

3) Thinking of how I'm going to use my NC State Howl Towels to decorate my room

I may have scavenged them from all over the ground while leaving the game. Don't worry. I washed em, duh!

4) Thinking about the strange twist of luck I've had as of a few hours ago that I don't want to talk about because I'm always afraid of being jinxed

5) Read other people's blogs and wonder WTH they have 3000 followers (Hey - what am I sayin? I clearly only have 21, right? ;) Could this mean that a lot of people don't like me in real non-cyberspace life too?!?! )

6) Watchin Picker Sisters ... I want that life.

7) Thinkin Fantasizing about the Jason Aldean concert. 

8) Wondering what it would be like to be a Pistol Annie

9) Smiling about the fact that our KFC greasy chicken supper came in a Wolfpack bucket tonight: (can y'all tell I'm mega excited that football season is finally here?)

10) Thanking God above for the cooler weather today and listening to the rain just pourrrr down. Man, it sounds delicious!

11) Wishing I wouldn't have drank so much Diet Mt. Dew today. (Is it grammatically correct to say "wouldn't have drank"? Ionno. Make fun of me in the comments if it ain't right. I don't feel like further investigation.) I couldn't help maself. I was about to fall asleep allll. day. long.

12) Listening to Brady D-VOUR his bone. Friends, it is INTENSE. He's so good, he don't EVEN need his hands.

Y'all have a good night and for the love, do something productive. I added the label "lists" to this because this is just how my brain works naturally. Is it just me?!? I feel lots of lists comin on in the future. Call me nutso, but I think we all assume other people's brains work like ours. For example, my mama imagines long term dates as an oval shaped "calendar" ... I guess sort of like how the planets orbit?? ... Whatttt?!? I totally picture a calendar sheet for the month we are in right now...with further dates (be they past or present) as points further down a timeline. Who the hell thinks/talks of things such as this you ask? My fam. 

Mama's brain:

Further - I think all essays and writing used for testing purposes should be accepted in list form only. So direct. To the point. Why are you the right candidate for this job? What do you need from the store? Why does NC State rock? For what reasons do you feel a test should be required to reproduce and to vote? 

 etc.

My Brain in List Form

I'm in a list-making kind of mood today. I love random lists of nothingness in the first place. Two good books of lists: 

by Barbara Ann Kipfer

by Gregory Godek

I was further inspired by CMae and Kim and their list-making.   

{One}

I love this random vintagey/hippie thing going on right now. I love everything Sydney over at Daybook wears. I start small and cheap with bird-inspired trinkets such as this from good ole Tar-jay: 

{Two}
I am really lovin the new Pistol Annie's album. I LOVE Miranda already and the two shug pies with her are totally mag as well. There are songs on the album about a housewife wantin to just burn her house down and run away, a woman gettin pissed at her husband and puttin their trailer up for rent, somebody dyin and her greedy lil relatives are there to take everythang she OWNS when she aint been in the grave but a day or two, and more. Hey, sounds like a good time to me. I LOVE their style too.

{Three}
I still SUCK at cornhole. I used to be decent. I don't know what happened. I need to throw HIGHER - mine just slide right off the board. Me and the fam have been puttin in overtime practicin.

{Four}
I'm addicted to Arby's Beef n Cheddar combo sans bread. I've mastered the art when in the car. 
1)Pull half of the top bun off and half of the bottom bun off (so you can hold the back end of the sandwich with the remaining bun).
2) Eat the meat slathered in delicious Arby's sauce and cheddar until you get to the remaining bread. 
3) Carefully eat the remaining meat from the bun like a taco.
4) Throw away remaining bun bits. 

A delicious meal sans bread because for me, gluten is the devil. :)


{Five}
I have no movie review of The Help because we never exactly made it to the movie. We lost a movie goer due to work related pressures, then another team member had to pick her child up from daycare because she had an ear infection. We did finally make it to Durham (our halfway point) to have dinner and still planned to hit the movie afterward. But there was a miscommunication and bottom line - we couldn't be watchin a movie that started at 8:40 that's 2 hours & 20 mins. long on a Wednesday night when we both had to drive another 35 or 40 mins. home. But....we did get to Target: 

and, I found these babies at Belk - I fell in love with them in March, but not $80-love. Guess What?! they were on sale for $25! Pays to wait! ;)

{Six}
I spend a lot of my time here: 

Hello check engine light. So nice to see you again!

 So I rely heavily on the entertainment of my Ipod. What a magical invention really. Remember CD's y'all? Think back! How it'd have like 8 good songs and 4 majorly sucky ones? Anyhoo, my Ipod has everything from Waylon Jennings to Tupac, throw in a little "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" and some Jesus songs. I think this picture describes my musical taste accurately: 

{Seven}
I have been cravin mayonnaise. Can we say omega-3 deficiency? I have been takin turkey deli meat, slatherin it in mayonnaise, addin salt and pepper and rollin it up to eat. Yummation.   

{Eight} 

I am fighting the urge to go to the fridge and pop the top on a Coke as we speak.


{Nine}
We ate some of this year's batch of our homemade dill pickles last night. They were yumm-o.

  
{Ten}
I am SO over blogger altering my spacing and font size alllll by itself. Grrr!!!!!

Happy Friday! I gots a date with the hubs tonight! ;) 

xo